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Humor

The Hypnosis of Credit Cards (humor, sort of)

January 7, 2019 by Mark Shepard

Have you ever wondered why credit cards are so addictive?

It’s a highly hypnotic process that fools us into spending more than we have for things we think we have to have right now.

As a highly suggestible hypnotic subject, I have fallen for the credit card scheme too many times. Back in the late 1980’s I actually bought a house with credit cards… remind me to tell you that story some day…. but in the meantime this short video is almost humorous.

One of the projects I’m working on right now is a program called, “The Hypnosis of Money” and it seems like the entire WORLD is drowning in so many layers and types of debt that the whole thing is literally a “hall of Mirrors in a House of Cards…”

Watch for my new song and music video, “Welcome to Amerika” coming soon!

If you have any questions about how hypnosis can help you to change the financial habits and patterns that have held you prisoner for so long reach out to me! I promise to respond personally.

Contact me now!

Filed Under: Articles, Humor, Hypnosis for Money

Anxiety Baking: New Trend (humor)

December 22, 2018 by Mark Shepard

Hey kids, this is the Stephen Colbert Late Show humorous take on “Anxiety Baking.”

Warning! This is humor and if you are suffering from it, anxiety is not funny.

For the Record there is no disrespect for any of you who are suffering from anxiety (which I’ve personally experienced INTENSELY around Holidays).

Studies show (I’m sure there are somewhere that show this but I didn’t do any actual research to back up my “claim”) that HUMOR is actually a really good way to dissipate anxiety.

so….

Here’s the video. It’s short. If you don’t find it funny please check out my best selling course “How To CRUSH anxiety NOW!” It could help you get through this.

I will be around during the holler daze… managing my own “trump terror” with music and… “baking”…

So hit me up with a question or check out my online hypnosis courses and begin to imagine what it might be like to be relaxed and at ease calm and mellow. Get outside if you can. Take a walk. Join a Polar Bear swimming club. or just turn off the phone, the internet, the TV, The news, your relatives same old stories and remember to BREATHE!

I’m sending you virtual courage right now! You can DO this thing!

Peace, love and groovyness!

– Mark

p.s. laughing forces you to breathe… really. Gotta go my brownies are done! And if you have any questions please feel free to use my handy contact form

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“How To CRUSH anxiety NOW!”

Filed Under: Anxiety, Humor

A Guide To Worrying

January 5, 2017 by Mark Shepard

My son Shared this with me this morning and I thought it was just so good I had to share it with YOU!

(scroll down for your daily Transformation Tune)

If it doesn’t seem funny to you then you definitely need to take my “CRUSH anxiety NOW!” Course IMMEDIATELY. :o)

I love the droll British monotone of his voice…. in NLP we call this a reframe… and yes it’s a bit sarcastic but what the hell, sometimes we need a little sarcasm to gob smack us out of our self pity and victim mindsets… standard equipment on most humans…

Any questions? Contact me!

need a transformation tune to support this “daily mind mastery message?”
Got one! Enjoy!
Song #338 “Snap Out of It!”

The important thing is just to be fully aware that you CAN realize the change you’re looking for…

And here’s how

Click the link below to:

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  • Contact me today

Or just leave a comment below 🙂

– Mark

p.s. As of today we have only 4  spots left for the 90 day Transformation Challenge Master Mind which starts on Monday, Jan 9th.

As a former worrier and victim of my own self defeating thoughts, I’ve been there and done that and I can help you Stop the negative thinking patterns and start taking some intelligent effective action for 2017. COWABUNGAH BayBee!

Filed Under: 90 Day Challenge, Anxiety, Daily Mind Mastery Tip, Humor, Self Hypnosis, Worry

Best Day of Your Life?

April 1, 2016 by Mark Shepard

6292161_mlToday being April Fool’s Day, I thought it might be appropriate not to gently suggest that you might want to seriously consider if you are living the life you actually want to be living because…

Well… You never know when your time might run out…

But if I did gently suggest to you that you might want to seriously consider if you are living the life you actually want to be living because…  You might want to pay attention because…

It actually could be your last day. Mine too.

Today.

Really. This could be it.

It might just end today.

Boom.

Done.

Game over.

It probably won’t. But it could. And the question is, are you ready for that? Have you really lived? Have you really loved? have you really explored this amazing and fabulous world of ours?

Just saying’… you um… might want to…  soon. Like, you know, ah…

Today.

Make sure you listen to your “humorous” Transformation Tune all the way to the end… cuz it has sort of a happy ending…

Your Mind Mastery Assignment (although you probably won’t choose to accept it) is to do SOMETHING today that you’ve been WANTING to do but PUTTING OFF. Just haul off and DO IT! Yes You. YOU! Go! NOW!

The really important thing is just to be fully aware that you can realize the change you’re looking for…

And here’s how

Click the link below to:

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Or just leave a comment below 🙂

Filed Under: Appointments with yourself, Articles, Daily Mind Mastery Tip, Death, Empowerment Songs, Humor, Living in the Present, Path with Heart - Massive Throbbing Vision, Self Hypnosis, Self Improvement, Transformation, Transformation Songs

Humorous Hypnosis

March 12, 2016 by Mark Shepard

Today calls for A Bit O’ Humor for your Daily Mind Mastery Moment….

It’s one thing to do deep transformational work. And often it is damn HARD work that requires courage, tenacity and sheer determination to even consider.

However, occasionally (well perhaps more frequently than that) we need to lighten the hell UP!

Today, we is gonna
“Snap…

…OUT

OF IT!”

“It” being whatever ever funk, frustration, phobia, fear, fretting we’ve been doing this week….

In fact anything that starts with the FFFFFFF or PH sound… We are gonna BLESS and RELEASE by laughing at it…. (With deep love and compassion of course.)

So your assignment for today (should you choose to accept it) is to listen to this Tongue in Cheek Transformational Tune and then follow it’s light hearted (yet sage and sensible) hypnotic suggestion to

SNAP OUT OF IT BABY! :o)

Have a Fabulous Saturday!!

BTW I totally and completely love you and believe in you and send you light and grooviness

Swooooooooooooosh! Shazaam!

– Mark

The really important thing is just to be fully aware that you can realize the change you’re looking for…

And here’s how

Click the link below to:

  • Review my hypnosis video programs
  • Contact me today

Or just leave a comment below 🙂

Filed Under: Articles, Frustration, Humor, Self Hypnosis, Transformation, Transformation Songs

The Guide To Trading Candy

October 31, 2015 by Mark Shepard

OK. Do you want the Honest Truth?

(You probably don’t but I’m going to break the news to you)

Candy is bad for you.

Halloween is all about candy. Therefore Halloween is bad too…

UNLESS, you find a way to LEARN from it…

Here is your first class in how to truly benefit from Halloween.

If you simply thought of money and value in terms of trading, you might understand that we humans are pretty weird animals and we are ALWAYS assigning arbitrary values to stuff that actually has none… Like Candy or pieces of paper with pictures of dead guys on it…

Any questions?

If you need me I’ll be sitting in the dark tonight so no little kids ring my doorbell…
because I don’t HAVE a doorbell… and I refuse to buy candy. Because it’s bad…

Halloween… BAH humbug… LOL.

  • Mark

Filed Under: Daily Mind Mastery Tip, Humor, Self Improvement

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