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Humor

F*ck That: A Guided Meditation

July 8, 2015 by Mark Shepard

This is short and completely hilarious…

You saw it here first… Of course I stole it from my friend Matthew on Facebook…

If you have any thoughts or questions or subjects you would like me to reflect upon in future videos, click the button below and contact me today.

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Filed Under: Humor, Keys To Cowabungah

Beware The Dog House

June 14, 2015 by Mark Shepard

Watch this video. Watch it very, very carefully.

Notice how the message is clear that you, a man, are clueless, thoughtless, pathetic and unforgivable if you give your woman the “wrong” gift for your birthday…

We call these “Anti-male mass media compliance messages” Just notice and pay attention. We are all being bombarded with these every single day.

Dude! If you don’t think you are being manipulated by the mass media to be a vassal and a boot licking submissive “nice” guy to your woman, think again.

And ever wonder how all those fucking jewelry stores stay in business? Selling shiny, useless “stuff”.

Oh gee, I don’t know, perhaps a never ceasing BARRAGE of commercials, infomercials and outright mass hypnosis.

Not suggesting you be a thoughtless ass hole either. But how about giving your woman an EXPERIENCE that blows her mind and transports her into an ecstatic state of erotic arousal…

Forget the vacuum cleaner. Get her a hot submissive bi-sexual “maid” who you can fuck together!

COWABUNGAH!

If you have any thoughts or questions or subjects you would like me to reflect upon in future videos, click the button below and contact me today.

Let’s talk…

Filed Under: Dating and Relating, Humor, Keys To Cowabungah, masculine - feminine

The Wife Hack (humor)

April 29, 2015 by Mark Shepard

10881644_10152584456843301_7160242444788682997_nI saw this on Facebook this morning and I thought it was my responsibility to share it with you dudes… very helpful guidelines for crazy vs. hot. He calls it the “Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix”

LOL! For all ya men (and women) out there!

Posted by ChildsPlay on Thursday, September 25, 2014

 

In case you want to learn how to “hack” your own “program” so the sanest, hottest women pursue you check out my course, “How To Be The Man (the women you want chase)”

Filed Under: Dating and Relating, Humor

Why Is This Such A Secret?

October 14, 2013 by Mark Shepard

masturbation screenshotWhy is This thing we ALL do such a big damn secret?

Filed Under: Humor

Nurses Talking About Co-Workers

October 14, 2013 by Mark Shepard

nurses coworkers screenshotEver hear a bunch of nurses talking about some co-worker who doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing?

Filed Under: Humor

How I Met Your Mother Season 8

October 14, 2013 by Mark Shepard

how i me your mother screenshotHow I Met Your Mother Season 8 is now available on Netflix…. WTF?

Filed Under: Humor

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