Anxiety Baking: New Trend (humor)

December 22, 2018 by Mark Shepard

Anxiety Baking: New Trend (humor)

Hey kids, this is the Stephen Colbert Late Show humorous take on “Anxiety Baking.”

Warning! This is humor and if you are suffering from it, anxiety is not funny.

For the Record there is no disrespect for any of you who are suffering from anxiety (which I’ve personally experienced INTENSELY around Holidays).

Studies show (I’m sure there are somewhere that show this but I didn’t do any actual research to back up my “claim”) that HUMOR is actually a really good way to dissipate anxiety.

so….

Here’s the video. It’s short. If you don’t find it funny please check out my best selling course “How To CRUSH anxiety NOW!” It could help you get through this.

I will be around during the holler daze… managing my own “trump terror” with music and… “baking”…

So hit me up with a question or check out my online hypnosis courses and begin to imagine what it might be like to be relaxed and at ease calm and mellow. Get outside if you can. Take a walk. Join a Polar Bear swimming club. or just turn off the phone, the internet, the TV, The news, your relatives same old stories and remember to BREATHE!

I’m sending you virtual courage right now! You can DO this thing!

Peace, love and groovyness!

– Mark

p.s. laughing forces you to breathe… really. Gotta go my brownies are done! And if you have any questions please feel free to use my handy contact form

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